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People are universal bacteria.

Universal status: inferior

Number of planets in the universe that are known to be infected with people so far: 1

Notes: Fortunately, this bacteria will probably die out before it manages to contaminate further regions of the universe.
by Life Form January 26, 2007
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: Also featured in "Grey's Anatomy", a person is a trusting friend who helps you out a lot and is just always there for you.
Girl 1: I can trust you with anything, your my person.

Girl 2: Aw, thanks!
by Black123 October 06, 2009
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Interesting but sometimes enough to piss you off... Randal of Clerks had it right:
Dante: You hate people!
Randal: But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?
by wtfisapapoose August 21, 2006
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What God made while drunk.
God must've been drunk when he made people.
by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 01, 2005
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the whole body of person's constituting
a community,tribe,race,or nation.
the whole world is full of people no matter what race,age,look,field.
by crystal,quitta October 26, 2003
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They're the worst!
by Jerry June 05, 2003
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Capable of creating the greatest beauty or the worst misery.

Although many on the internet joke (or not) about how bad we are, humans are really one of the most amazing results of evolution. We have created (and destroyed) so much, and yet we get by.
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."
-Anne Frank

"That's all we do—always beginning again! Over and over again. Always beginning again."
-Sabina, from "The Skin of Our Teeth"
by DetectableNinja January 13, 2011
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