would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it

1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.

pettiting by crazy party man March 17, 2009

pentixing 

act of pulling up five tabs and finding your favorite 5 songs on youtube then play them all at the same time

Dude, last night i was totally pentixing the raddest jingles!

pentixing by Joe Suckanip Bernard November 3, 2010

Petition 

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

Petition by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Pentito 

Literally ‘penitent’. Mafia defector or collaborator with justice.

Pentito, il douche!!!...

Pentito by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

pentation

pentation is the fifth operation preceeded by addition, multiplication, exponentiation and tetration.

If you do 3 pentat to 3 it will be 3 tetrated to (3 tetrated to 3) which is a power tower 7,625,597,484,987 tall.
Person 1:what is pentation?
Person 2:*takes 6 hours to explain it*

pentation by HWman May 8, 2020

penitically erect 

Having an erect penis.

I'm feeling penitically erect right about now.

penitically erect by Joel Martinez January 9, 2009