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pensioners slap
A poor substitute for
a shower
when
cold water
is used to pat under
the arms
, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have
a shower
this morning? Nah,
couldn't be
arsed
. I just had a pensioners slap.
by
Chutney Didsby
July 24, 2014
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