penostrous

A very large penis, a penis that when viewed by male or female will just get a wow or a holy shit what do you feed that thing

Girl says: Cory what the hell do you feed that penostrous???

Cory says: well, I eat my wheeties every morning.

penostrous by Corythito August 5, 2005

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

penustrious 

A large penis

wow all the ladies were surprised when Rob unleashed penustrious from his trousers

penustrious by Geoffro23 August 28, 2016