penitoid

Noun. A person with an abnormal thought process which centers on (for men) or focusses on (for women) the penis. A person whose mental focus is on the penis, usually to the exclusion of other, often more relevant, considerations. A man who thinks with his penis; a woman who fetishizes the penis in her thought processes.

Dude, that beotch is a real penitoid.

penitoid by Buscho December 7, 2006

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penatoid

(Noun) 1. Any campy worm-like/shaped sci-fi creature 2. A beasty vaguely shape like a man’s member 3. Spitting angry, one-eyed trouser snake

The blonde scream queen in that 1950s sci-fi flick was chased by penatoids from Mars.

penatoid by rladlof December 16, 2009

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penitoid • penatoid • penisoidal formation • Penizoid

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

penisoidal formation by Forseti April 30, 2006

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Penizoid

A writing object usually made with wood also known as a pencil.

He put his penizoid on the paper

Penizoid by Penizoid January 30, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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