Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

Penistocracy by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

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Penisocchio

A man who lies about the size of his penis especially in gay hook-up sites.

"I hooked-up this guy from Craigslist who said that he had a 9 inch cock. Miss thing turned out to be a total Penisocchio - his dick was like 4 inches.

Penisocchio by Artistrygano January 29, 2009

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Penis Touch

to play with you penis

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed

Penis Touch by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009

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Penistuck

1. Waking up in the morning with your penis up your butt, normally with morning wood.
2. A karate move in which you drop kick a guy's penis from 3 feet in the air, sticking it up in his butt.

Ohhhhh man that Penistuck hurt soooooo much.

Penistuck by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

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