penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.

1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.

penigraph by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

penisfish 

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

penisfish by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

penisass 

1. Noun. The external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male mammals. In urban settings today, it is commonly known as the "balls" or a "balls sack" of a male.

2. Adjective. In some settings, this term can be used to say a certain character showed courage or bravery whilst doing an action.

Example of the noun form:

"Susan, my penisass is itchy again"

"frank, I really don't want to know about your balls"

"SUSAN! my penisass doesn't like being called balls, you of all people should know this"

an example of said term in its adjective form:

"You really showed some penisass back there when you saved that kid from the fire, Joe"

"Awe, thanks, man. I try; I try."

penisass by Syait Jamedino May 22, 2009

penismash 

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

penismash by schnervel July 1, 2011