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PENIS POO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! it makes no sense...
penispoo by wanting to Fuck me April 16, 2004
"penispoo my dude"
penispoo by Bridget Atwell February 21, 2021

Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.
jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter
Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!
he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.
penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

penisplosion 

An intense abundance of fluid exiting the penis.
"Penisplosion" was the last word that Lynda remembers hearing before being shot against the wall by a neverending force of flowing semen.
penisplosion by Borisimo September 28, 2003

Penispoop 

the act of shaping your poop like a penis. 2 balls and everything. if you want to get fancy make it cum. Penispoop can also mean another word for gay intercourse because your putting you penis in poop.
Sufixes: Penispoop?
Gay Male: Bet
Penispoop by ChenzLikesMen December 4, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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