Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

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Peniscopter

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."

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Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.

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A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick

Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!

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When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

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The most random name for a city in the world.

Yo, we goin to Peniscola, Spain.
'What?!'
It's a city in Spain. It's called Peniscola.

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Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

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