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penisflapper 

somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.
"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."
penisflapper by amir69 April 13, 2010
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penisfrapple

of or pertaining to some abstact nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.
Brad Childress could not coach the Vikings effectively because of his lack of penisfrapple.

penisfrapple

(Adj) of or pertaining to some abstract nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

(Verb) to apply one's penis in a sexual or demeaning way.

(Noun) a frappled looking penis.
When used as a adjective: Example: Brad Childress is a huge heap of penisfrapple. Or: that's a huge load of penisfrapple sause.

When used as a verb: Example: the penisfrappling he gave her in the rumpas room left her unable to sit in certain positions the next day.

When used as a noun: Example: Brad Childress looked like pure penisfrapple on the sidelines of the last nfl game he ever coached.
penisfrapple by red clownpenis December 4, 2010

Peniswrapper 

See Mathew;

To wrap a penis in ham.
I peniswrapped mathew.
Peniswrapper by Shiv October 11, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026