Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.

Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.

Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

penisfaggot 

Suitable substitute for an insult of your choice. Best shouted at the top of your lungs for maximum effect. See also: penis and faggot. Makes for fun times in combination with the penis game.

A: dude, what the fuck was that for?
B: for being a beaner. PENISFAGGOT!!

or

A: penis.
B: PENIS.
A: PENIS!!
B: PENISFAGGOT!!!
etc etc.

penisfaggot by THE RECESSION April 27, 2009

penisfoot 

v. to not waste time or beat around the bush. blunt and straight to the point. the opposite of pussyfoot.

chicks dig confidence so get your balls outta your purse, approach her, pleasantly penisfoot and tell her you wanna take her out, and you'll be smooth sailin'.

penisfoot by Seth Ream January 3, 2009

peniswagoneer 

One who rides the peniswagon excessively.

God!, He is SUCH a peniswagoneer

peniswagoneer by t3h wagon June 28, 2010

Penisfart 

When you piss out straight air instead of pee.

I had a nasty penisfart last night

Penisfart by Apple sauss October 4, 2020

Penisalotta

Lots of dicks, as used in a cover of Rupert Holmes’ “Do you like Pina Coladas?”.

Do you like Penisalottas? Sucking dicks in the rain. If you’re not in to penises, you must be fucking gay.

Penisalotta by MenoDrive December 8, 2017

penisfarts 

something that is very annoying or makes you rage

Ugh! this game is penisfarts

penisfarts by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021