EMU Penis Tower 

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.

Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.

EMU Penis Tower by The Real Kenny Powers October 8, 2010

Leaning Tower Of Penis 

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

Leaning Tower Of Penis by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Leaning Tower of Penis 

A variation of the Eiffel Tower.

As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.

Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.

Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?

Leaning Tower of Penis by BehindtheHype May 7, 2010

Leaning tower of Penis 

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

Leaning tower of Penis by Watkins978 November 8, 2020