penis demon

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.

Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon

penis demon by ashin999 October 3, 2011

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Penis Demon

(n) One who abuses their penis-taking privileges for the advancement of their own well being.

Stay away from her - She's a penis demon.

Penis Demon by Penisdemon February 25, 2017

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penis demon

a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp

Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON

penis demon by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

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penis demon

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

penis demon by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

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penis demons

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

penis demons by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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