penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

penis contortion by syrecia February 10, 2008

Penis Copter 

bad, unfortunate, awful

Also an expression when someone is left speechless, usually preceded by well,

Dude! The fire department is on fire!

Well, penis copter!

Penis Copter by Pseudonymzizzzl June 2, 2011

Penil Contortion 

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

Penil Contortion by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

The Peni-Copter by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019

Peniscopter 

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."

Peniscopter by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013

peniscopter 

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

peniscopter by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007

PENISCOPTER 

teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.

I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER

PENISCOPTER by Chet Murphy July 2, 2009