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penis bully 

the act of an older gentlemen using his devilish good looks to get away with makes sexually explicit comments, or suggestions to a younger girl.
charming 40 year old: I'm going to finger you in the car!

shy 17 year old: no that's prohibited

charming 40 year old: i don't care

shy 17 year old: you will get bare bottom spankings!

charming 40 year old: you'd just end up sucking my dick

shy 17 year old: ... SHUT UP!

charming 40 year old: hahaha

shy 17 year old: your a penis bully!

charming 40 year old: i'll make that my facebook status.
penis bully by allieson715 November 17, 2009

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button
I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis