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A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.
James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.
by rampagus_maximus November 01, 2003

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