Peence 

A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.

Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.

Peence by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011

End-o-pendence day 

the prediction that the end of the united states will end the day which it was formally started.

"End-o-pendence day will happen'

End-o-pendence day by Worlddeath1 August 5, 2008

penance

A noun used to describe the act of atonement for a crime or a sin. Penance usually involves corporeal punishment or demeaning tasks.

When Rhiannon's daughter was missing, it was believed that Rhiannon ate her. As penance for this act, Rhiannon was to carry visitors to the castle on her back.

penance by celticshiva March 1, 2004

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

Penis Penance by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

StMarks Penance 

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

StMarks Penance by Williamsburg Poet Society August 6, 2009

penenea 

the word penenea is a Spanish word for man pussy

It is very similar the the word pene which means dick in Spanish.

Armando tiene una penenea

“Armand has a man pussy”

penenea by $0.75 Thieves January 12, 2021

penance

The most badass of all Final Fantasy bosses ever, who, unless you max out your fuckin stats to 255, you can only beat with zanmato. Appears from the Calm Lands' gourge in FFX International once you beat all the Dark Aeons.

FUCK, i been fighting Penance for hours and the little bitch just pulled Judgement Day out of his ass. DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH now i gotta start all over! That's it.....where's Yojimbo.....

penance by Hatz April 25, 2006