Pence Face

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

by ciabrat April 20, 2018

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

Mike Pence

That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016

Edge pence

it basicly means 50p because it is a coin that is quite edged.

yo blud, set me edge pence innit?

by krazy kenny October 22, 2005

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 7, 2017

Mike Pence

A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020

Mike Pence

A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)

I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019