perplexcuse
How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...
perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015
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Perpared
Retard alert, retard alert class
Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018
Perpetual failure
Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.
Perpetual failure by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014
Perpetual 25/8
Perpetual 25/8 by RopeSloper June 16, 2018
perpetual victim
A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.
We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.
perpetual victim by Barbarella February 4, 2008
perpendicular princess
perpendicular princess by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004