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1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.
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by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004

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Pemis means sad face. It's the opposite of vagima. Nobody wants to see your pemis.
Aw, look at that guys pemis.
You mean penis?
No pemis you uncultured fuck.
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