ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

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Ass Pelt

An extremely hairy man ass

Oh I don't like body hair; I could never be with someone that has an ass pelt. (Wax your ass pelt)

by Feodoric April 25, 2009

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A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

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chastity pelt

The end result of a woman intentionally neglecting to shave her legs before a date in an attempt to make herself behave.

Amanda was unsure of her ability to stay out of James' pants during their date, so she made sure to leave herself a little chastity pelt.

by tjruth March 29, 2006

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muppet pelt

Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.

"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"

by -30- May 16, 2005

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