Peetard

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

by Harrylovesjeni June 20, 2012

Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

by Tsukiyomeme December 1, 2018

Peetard

A retard who pees.

he's a professional peetard.

by zandubaam October 19, 2022

peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

peetard

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.

Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!

by Wail Halls September 3, 2006

peetard

nickname for "pete wentz" of fall out boy.

peetard plays the bass in fall out boy.

by bob1231232312312 September 5, 2007