by Onion Guru Tim March 11, 2011
1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.
Antonym: stab it with a paring knife
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.
Antonym: stab it with a paring knife
Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.
by ldmtwo November 25, 2013
verb, after an anal sexual intercourse, spreading the cheeks and ejaculating on the hole. then waiting for it to dry, peeling it off and having the person eat it.
guy 1:dude, i was peeling the onion on ur mom last night.then ur sister walked in, she liked it
guy 2:WTF man
guy 2:WTF man
by alex garcia fuentes July 20, 2006
Get the peel his onion mug.
A: Duude, Jane squeeled like a pig last night
B: Whatcha do to her,man. Did ya peel the onion on her?
A: Totally..
B: Whatcha do to her,man. Did ya peel the onion on her?
A: Totally..
by CommunistKiro June 10, 2012
During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.
No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.
No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.
"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."
by Susy Saunders July 9, 2023
Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.
That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.
by Parses May 17, 2017