peeleritis 

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..

victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis

peeleritis by LunauD August 17, 2007

Pauleritis

A horrifying disease you get from watching either Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Vlog Mom, Or Greg Paul. If you have this disease please stay away from human civilization..... Here are some of the side effects.
Jake Paul Merch
Maverick Merch
Liking the Paul family's videos
Huge Rash in the genital area
I REPEAT if you have any of these side effects STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE

Reasonable Human: Holy shit Chris has a serious case of Pauleritis STAY THE FUCK AWAY CHRIS!!!!
Chris: HELL NAH BUY THE MERCH YOOOOO

Pauleritis by ThomasfromSIBk-8 September 16, 2017

peelerific 

A word used to describe someone so beautiful, gorgeous, incredible, and the absolute essence of perfect. This word is to be used only when no other words can describe someone, because there is no other word.

"You're... beautiful... no... uhh you're terrific... no you're PEELERIFIC."

peelerific by spadger April 26, 2006

peckeritis 

The small penis syndrome.

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!

peckeritis by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005

Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.

"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."

Peteritis by a18n May 18, 2025