pee knives Share definition Flag When you have to pee so bad that it feels like knives are stabbing your bladder. Em: "damn, I've got to piss so bad that I have pee knives..." Olivia: "damn" pee knives by oliviaem July 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the pee knives mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch