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i'd pee on her porch 

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.
"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"
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my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.
pee donkey by losr4lif January 17, 2011

I do not wanna get peed on 

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".
Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!
I do not wanna get peed on by Bloop6 December 31, 2021

Get peed on 

An insult to tell when you want to brag, or rub something in.
Bro I just beat Jerry and he got peed on.

Lol get peed on bro
Get peed on by Pee Gerald June 29, 2020

She thought she came but she peed on the dick 

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.
"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool. 

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.
hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

don't pee on the floor use the commodore 

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore