pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

pedostache 

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

pusstache 

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

pusstache by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

Pedastache 

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."

That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

Pedastache by WM Kolston November 1, 2010

pustache 

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.

When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.

pustache by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008