by Raish/G Money September 18, 2006
When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
by Carpet Muncher November 27, 2006
Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.
by Jesstice September 13, 2017
When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
by Ree-C April 14, 2019
When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"
-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
by Ree-C April 14, 2019