A piss poor excuse for pedophilia.

Mark : whats your sexuality?
Tom : pedosexual
Mark : so, your a filthy person and should be hanged? Yes. Yes you should.

NOTE : PEDOSEXUAL IS FAKE AND IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE THAT THEN THEY ARE A PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILES JUST SHOULD BE HANGED. Thanks :)
by Moo-but-a-geordie May 14, 2020
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A made up term from the evil that exists in the sick world we are all living in. Somehow connected to the idea that it's natural to be sexually attracted to other things besides men to women and women to men. A mental illness at it's finest.
S/he thinks s/he is a pedosexual when in reality, s/he is just very mentally ill.
by Get into my car May 24, 2018
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Someone that you should keep your kids away from at the pride parade of they have the pedosexual flag on there car
Kid Hey mom what's that flag
Mom looks at car sees pedosexual flag
Mom get in the car we are leaving
by Pandafarts January 6, 2020
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a term used for people who are attracted to children. different from pedophiles because pedosexuals have never touched a child.
pedosexuals live by the code "look but don't touch"
by kaliman248 March 5, 2011
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A piece of udder human garbage who likes to molest and rape children while saying they are a false and bullshit identity to hide the fact that they are pedophiles and should be put in prison.
Rob: Oh hey I am in the LGBT+ community
Jim: Oh really? What is your sexuality
Rob: I'm a pedosexual
Jim: Oh do you mean you are a piece of shit that molests kids?
by PedosexualsDeserveNoRespect September 27, 2020
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An adult who is sexually attracted to children. Pedosexuality is a common sexual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. Pedosexual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to Puritan-influenced attitudes about sex that endure to this day.

A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.

Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.
Margaret always watched Junior Gymnastics in the nude because she was a pedosexual.
by Paula Deen, Ya'll! June 29, 2013
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An excuse by pedophiles made to try to fit in with LGBTQ+, when in actuality, pedosexuals are infact criminals.s
Man 1: What is your sexuality?
Man 2: I'm pedosexual.
Man 1: Leave my house and die in a dumpster fire, you pedofile.
FBI: OPEN UP, THIS IS THE FBI
by The Terraria Guy June 27, 2021
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