Mark: Yo dude Evan's teacher told Evan he can go to her house and gave him a handjob yesterday, and he still hasn't come home and his parents are bloody worried.
Miguel: Oh it is a pedobitch moment!
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.