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Profilism 

An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.
(sample dialogue)

Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?

Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.

Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.
Profilism by Tom Beline April 25, 2008

pedifilism 

the practice of being a pedifile.
That creepy old dude over there practices pedifilism so stay far away from him!
pedifilism by TD93 April 14, 2010

pedofilistic 

The act of being and or acting like a pedofile
Jaccob's pedofilistic father was looking at me funny.
pedofilistic by itstaylorfool September 25, 2005

wafty pedofilas 

Most commonly described as a male / female among the gypsy community for fraud & deception allegations against elderly people mostly seen in caravan sites

with a unique amount of chickens / hens locked away for strange uses can be described as a pedofile also.
“Take oath on my Mother just seen one of the brown’s there a proper bunch of wafty pedofilas.”
wafty pedofilas by Bagsofcash January 19, 2021

petafilism

The act of being a petafile or being petafilific
That guy does nothing but petafilism
petafilism by monstr_motard March 26, 2014

pedofileistic 

if someone is pedofileistic, it means that they’re acting like a pedofile but may be too young to be a pedofile, that makes them pedofileistic.
‘hey look at that pedo
‘na mate he’s only 15, he’s just pedofileistic’
pedofileistic by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021