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Santa Claus is the pedofile ring leader. "he sees you when you're sleeping" and he also enjoys having millions of little kids sit on his lap...and has elves take pictures of it
Pedofile santa: "Ho Ho HO this red velvet is from the kiddie porn set i acted on last week! ho ho HO!"
by k-martizzle December 21, 2006
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a fucking creep who stalks on babies
Oh my god Dom, I hope Isabell is at our party this weekend, I'm such a pedofile and I love her!
by HBC Mama April 18, 2011
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PDF file that contains a Pedophilia content
You really dont want to download an example file of pedofile.
by COP_Hangle March 17, 2011
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A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting
My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.
by Lance February 05, 2005
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a pedofile is a person that is sexually attracted to a person that is WAYYY younger than them....we're talkin like a 35 yr old trying to pick up a 14 yr old...ewww....no one knows why although most studies show that they had a REALLY messed up childhood...although most pedofiles are men, there have been cases of women too....
My uncle likes to touch little boys butts.....he's such a pedofile.
by cns March 06, 2006
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(pedo=child, file=file) A tool used by ambitious parents to sharpen their dull-witted offspring.
"You failed algebra again? Fetch me the pedofile!"
by va1erio January 23, 2007
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The act of engaging in sexual acts with children.
Chris is in jail on accounts of being a pedofile.
by lindsanna October 14, 2004
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