Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown May 25, 2011

A Bondi pedicure

A Bondi pedicure is whereby a person shall put their foot in the waters of Bondi beach, and due to he amount of sea waste, debris, pollution and biohazardous waste, the person shall remove their foot and lodged between each toe, shall be a used tampon, or similar filth.

He went swimming, but the water was so gross, it was like a Bondi pedicure

by Magicalman13 August 8, 2023