Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer August 14, 2022
One thing I want to do before I turn 30 is pedestrianate myself across Europe.
I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.
I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.
by daisy perry April 18, 2007
by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 22, 2002
(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.
(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)
(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)
(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"
(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'
(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'
by Haydenem April 15, 2006
by ghillie suit May 5, 2011
A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!
I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!
by d0c August 12, 2006
by Connor Devine September 17, 2004