pantiques
Very old underwear, usually so ancient that you don't even remember having them most of the time, let alone ever buying them or receiving them as some type of gift. More often than not they are found in the nooks and crannies of crowded closets, or in the back corners of drawers.
"Man I had to do laundry today and after gathering all of my regular undies all I had left were these damn pantiques!"
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