Padankle 

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!

You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!

Padankle by Malecken July 14, 2009

Pedinkler

A really small penis that is alot smaller than a chood.

Hunter: What a small penis i have!

Kyle:Its a pedinkler you dumbass.

Pedinkler by KoolKid14323 March 28, 2009

pedunkle 

On a male, the skin-worm that runs from your scrotum to your asshole along your gooch.

Rumor has it, this is where God placed your internal stuffing and sewed you up.

I really like it when Janice strokes my pedunkle.

pedunkle by CasualJ December 2, 2007

Padankle 

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

Padankle by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

Pedankeling 

When one's manhood dangles to the ankles.

Tyler is pedankeling, but Amaad isn't.
I hope he wears baggy jeans because that dude is pedankeling.
He can't wear shorts, he pedankles.

Pedankeling by Kerrah October 21, 2011

Pedanker 

A non-elite Padel Tennis player, that thinks he is elite and takes the game way too seriously. Loud on court, full padel gear, often with long socks and often with face and hands pasted up to the glass wall while shouting how the opponents were lucky or how f'n good his shot was. They book all the available courts at prime times, so no-one else can play.

Jens is a pedanker, he'd rather play padel than fuck his wife.

Pedanker by Dan Dan Wordman March 10, 2024