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peartree 

A large dokey in the shape of a peartree. Often has corn in it. Many downsydromous children eat such a delicacy. When trying to push this beast out involves the sound of someone having bum sex behind the closed door.
"Man did you see the peartree Phillip droped in the john? It ripped his bumhole apart, and craked the toilet!"
peartree by el asno 90210 April 11, 2007
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Alabama Pear Tree 

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

Pear Tree Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

partridge in a pear tree 

an unbelievably cool person
"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

pear tree 

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.
Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.
pear tree by EtherealHero July 13, 2004

Pear Tree 

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.
Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!
Pear Tree by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013

partreek 

he s the slave of alampreet he is safer than the annoying bug but is the same hight of thiness
''pArTrEeK, sHtOp SuCkInG aLaMpReEtS pUsSy''
''eeeeeeeeeeeee''
partreek by thebloodyclass May 12, 2020