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Kamikaze Pearl Harbor 

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.
KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!

Pearl Harbor Lineups 

A sentence someone will say on Valorant if the map will be Pearl and someone will pick an agent named Harbor.
"Man, Where them Pearl Harbor Lineups at?"
"I have Some Pearl Harbor lineups!"

the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.
My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.

German's bombed Pearl Harbor 

Used on message boards when someone posts a topic that has been recently posted by someone else.

See also GBPH.
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?" - Animal House

bomb pearl harbor 

To take a humangous dump that will smell for hours after the fact.
Sorry, you can't go in the bathroom. I had to corner it off because Jim just bombed pearl harbor.

German Pearl Harbor Moment 

This is reference to John Belushi in Animal House. When he was in the middle of an inspirational speech, he asked the rhetorical question: "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" When questioned, Otter said: "He's on a roll, just let him go".
(When someone attempts to interrupt you) "Hey, just let me finish, I'm having a 'German Pearl Harbor Moment'"