Padaphile 

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

Padaphile by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

Pandaphile

Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.

Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.

Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"

Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"

Nate: "Pandaphile."

Pandaphile by Mary Danger March 22, 2011

Pedaphile 

Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018

pedaphile pineapple 

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

pedaphile pineapple by david and brian January 16, 2007

Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009

Pedaphile 

1. Somebody with an unhealthy interest in bicycles
2. A badly spelt pedophile

1. When I found those bike magazines under his bed I instantly knew he was a pedaphile
2. I can't spell so I always end up writing pedaphile.

Pedaphile by Aaerii June 30, 2009

pedaphile 

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedaphile really mean pedosexual.

pedaphile by Downstrike May 26, 2006