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35. peanut
A peanut is a little cheezy white ball that you hack up. But a peanut is a form of hallitosis. it is a little white ball no bigger than a pinkie nail. If you choose the path of crushing it you will be emerged in a really raunchy smell basically it smells like shit. so i advice you not too. If you get a peanut its not all that good. Dont go showing it around. Peaunts accur when you dont brush ur teeth so brush ur teeth and you wont have to experience it. Doctors have said it is common to get about 2 a year.
*cough*
what the heck is this thing?
"Hey Chris what is this thing"
"ah man thats a peanut dont crush it"
"why"
"ur fingers will smell like shit"
moments later Tom crushes it
"oh my god thats nasty!"
he thinks to himself
"i wil never crush one of those things again!"
1. peanut
Noun:
A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection
"oooh my lil brother is such a peanut.'
2. peanut
To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.
...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.
3. peanut
Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.
He's a real peanut now a days.
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4. peanut
the best puppet ever!
" Je -fa-fa dunHAM (dot com) " -Peanut
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5. peanut
a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.
Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut
6. peanut
An affectionate name for a small child or baby
Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?
7. Peanut
A mentally retarted person.
"I think Snookie might be a peanut."
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