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Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.
"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"
Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009

peadophilia 

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.
George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.
peadophilia by Marcus July 29, 2004

Pedrophile 

Someone who likes slightly tanned boys, preferably younger.
Hey, are you a Pedrophile?
Pedrophile by Dighneaubendah October 23, 2006

Pedrophilia 

Noun

1. A form of pedophilia in which the psychiatric disorder focuses exclusively on molesting prepubescent mexican boys by means of luring them into windowless van with tacos and burritos.
"After purchasing 15 pinatas on his credit card in the last month, Roy was afraid he'd be suspected of pedrophilia."
Pedrophilia by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Pedrophile 

One who loves the stereotypical Mexican. Not just any Mexican, but those Mexicans which are best defined by the observer's perspective associating said mexicans with those they think would have the name, "Pedro."
Did you hear about that pedrophile humping the landscapers?
Pedrophile by Pedrophile October 4, 2008

pedrophile 

A funny way of saying "pedophile".
Tom: Bob you are a pedrophile.
Bob: UP YOURS ASSWANG!
pedrophile by Mr. Zed September 20, 2008