7 definitions by Dighneaubendah

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A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
Go shave that table brush Gar!
by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006

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Big car, little dick.
Annoying pricks on the road showing off with their SUV's and other big cars, which are compensation for their ultra-small manhood!
- Wow look at Curtis' new Benz!
- Yeah, you know what they say, bcld!
by Dighneaubendah September 22, 2007

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Someone who likes slightly tanned boys, preferably younger.
Hey, are you a Pedrophile?
by Dighneaubendah October 23, 2006

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Someone so damn into his religion that it controls his life, behaviour, way of thinking, respect and relations with other people.
Relignorants use social media to post stuff about their religion and try to indoctrinate as many victims as possible, like as if they suffer from religious tourettes syndrome. Their religion is everything and everything is coming forth of their religion. Even their farts are a gift from their transcendent higher power. Their religious tunnel vision makes them only see their religion and they're very intolerant towards people with other beliefs or ideas. It has infected them so much they can't even think properly no more.
"Sarah posted a message on facebook again to thank her god for her train being on schedule."
"Yeah, she's becoming a real relignorant."
by Dighneaubendah June 14, 2016

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Someone at work, mostly capable of almost nothing, still getting the best positions. All this because of being the boss' friend, being a brown-nosed suckup. He even doesn't fear to lie around about other employees to reach his goal.
- "How come he became foreman? He's too stupid to wipe his own ass, he needs an instruction guide to tie his shoes!"
- "Well, ya know, he's a bossfucker"
by Dighneaubendah March 03, 2012

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When you do a 'number 2' on the toilet, and you clearly recognize things you ate, you've seen those before!
I've just had a deja vu on the toilet, I saw yesterday's peanuts again!
by Dighneaubendah October 25, 2006

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Knobcheese, smegma, remains of 'joyfluid' or sperm on a man's penis. Usually caused by bad hygene or uncontrolled loss of pre-cum, when not being able to clean it right away.
Because it's white and smelly like cheese, Brie is a good name for it.
Yuck! Go wash your pee-pee, there's Brie all over it!
by Dighneaubendah October 23, 2006

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