pes

Used to describe people who aren't horny and don't understand sexual innuendos.

Me: "So yeah, I heard that Chad and Jennifer reached third base during the party last night."
Sherman: "Third base? What's that?"
Me: "Do you know what sex is you fucking pes?"

by Havyair June 16, 2021

PES

n- Abbr. Post Ejaculation Syndrome
The inability to be sexually aroused by women, or any sexual stimulus, immediately following ejaculation. Symptoms usually last 5-10 minutes.

Fillip: Check out tha buns on dat hoe! Dontcha just wanna take a bite?

Pete: Ugh, naw man. I got PES

Fillip: Yo Doug, das nasty. Yo gotsta wash yo hands, boi!

by BiddyBizz July 23, 2008

PE

Piss Enema: Anal sex with the express intent of urinating into the recipients rectum.

Man, he filled my colon up with all his hot piss during that PE he gave me & now must hold it for as long as possible before expelling it, but my sphincter is straining under the pressure; am leaking piss, here.

by TrapperBon-Bon November 3, 2015

PE

Pretty Emu, Penis Enlargement, Purple Elephant, Power Escape.....you decide

yeah ask amanda r jenn...but yOU WILL NEVER KNO THE REAL ANSWER!! AHAHAH

by PEroxmysox April 20, 2005

PE

No, it's not Physical Education, it's Pointless Exercise.

Kid 1: Hey, do you know what PE stands for?
Kid 2: Yeah, it stands for Pointless Exercise!
Kid 1: I thought it stands for Physical Education..
Kid 2: Well your wrong!

by M Pandu December 12, 2019

BE/PE

Short for breast enlargement/penile enlargement.

I'm not really into the BE/PE thing. I like my women natural.

by quamp May 30, 2006

PE

Plastic Explosive - Usually followed by a number value denoting the type of explosive.

PE-4 British form of C4 but better

by HAPPYK July 1, 2007