A loud, often annoying, sailor who has a tendency to spray his food on someone.

Always chooses boats over brunette, sexy women.

Alternatively, someone who is mildly autistic.
"payter is cleaning out someones poop deck again"

Person A: Dude, that sexy, brunette chick just asked out that guy and he rejected her!

Person B: He must be a payter...Poor guy.
by Alejandro_czechoslovakia February 10, 2010
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Payter-aid is a mix drink of vodka and gatorade. nuff' said.
person 1:Hey want to have some Payter-aid this weekend?
person 2:frick yea!
by Jordan Myers June 4, 2009
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A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard
Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!
by Maize man May 28, 2011
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