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A fist fight that is actally free and will probably never be aired on television because it's just a couple of drunk losers about to beat eachother up outside the bar on a friday night.
Randy shagged Jeffs girlfriend at the party last night so I'm expecting the pay per view to be sometime this week.
by Rontastic July 30, 2006
A beatdown, esp. a severe one.
Don't make me go to phase 2 and do, another pay-per-view to yo crew --Redman
by JoseGrosvenor September 15, 2011
when one hires a hooker to shit on a glass top surface (such as a coffee table) while they lie below and watch
I paid that ho $20 for a pay-per-view last night.
by hoo heater March 08, 2009