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Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009
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Pissation 

A form of being already pissed when something else bad happens that adds to it.
guy: I was pissed when I found out that my gf was sleeping with my neighbor. Finding out that I got her pregnant added to my pissation.
Pissation by Big Little B February 8, 2010

Poulation 

The feeling of joy one gets with the thought of eating chicken.
Whenever we drive by that KFC, all I feel is poulation.
Poulation by Tehmtnlion January 25, 2009

Putation 

(n) 1. A situation so messed up it makes you scream "puta madre!"

2. A Marine from 4th LSB, who doubles as a mma cage fighter and also banged the chicks from Laguna Beach.

3. A guy that pays people to be their friends
Devil2:That guy didn't get a haircut for drill, Mass Sergeant chewed his ass!
Devil1: PUTATION!!!
Putation by skrunch October 26, 2011

palationship 

a relationship established via chat service Palringo
I'm just here to flirt. I'm not looking for a palationship.
palationship by silverfoxchad November 2, 2010

Paulathon 

When you watch a Ron Paul video on YouTube and proceed to spend the next multitude of hours watching more and more Ron Paul videos because you can't get enough of his views on liberty and legitimate change.
Guy - "Hey man, did you do the homework?"

Enlightened Man - "No, I was sent a Ron Paul link on Facebook last night and embarked upon the longest Paulathon I've ever had. Have you heard of him?"
Paulathon by TheHague67 September 26, 2012

palutations 

When a pal greets a fellow pal, one says "Palutations" to show a sign of a true palship between the 2 pals
Palutations, Noelle and Izzy , would you care to join me outside and go to the pizza store?
palutations by a.woll24 March 3, 2015