Putation

(n) 1. A situation so messed up it makes you scream "puta madre!"

2. A Marine from 4th LSB, who doubles as a mma cage fighter and also banged the chicks from Laguna Beach.

3. A guy that pays people to be their friends

Devil2:That guy didn't get a haircut for drill, Mass Sergeant chewed his ass!
Devil1: PUTATION!!!

Putation by skrunch October 26, 2011

Get merch

Get the Putation mug.

See more merch

Plutation

Word used in place of "situation" when a woman is talking about her lower region.

Girl 1: Are you going to be getting your plutation taken care of this week.
Girl 2: Yes, I have an appointment with the waxer on Monday.

Plutation by notyourshell October 18, 2009

Get merch

Related Words

Putation • Plutation • potation • Manu's pulation

potation

the act of drinking, a person who drinks can also be referred to as a potator.

this weekend i plan to start my bi-weekly potation and suffer myself completely inebriated

potation by pookay September 15, 2010

Get merch

Manu's pulation

When someone teases you in a very harmful way.

He used the Manu's pulation on me.

Manu's pulation by Kaylings November 19, 2023

Get merch

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

Get merch

Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

Get merch

Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

Get merch