The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005
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Small, cute, and extremely talented singer and choreographer. Is now a judge on popular TV show American Idol. Has had several relationships that turned out badly in her lifetime but has finally found her true love in fellow judge Simon Cowell. Now if only the two would just freaking admit their love for each other!
"Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul are secretly dating!"
by Mistress Anne Boleyn April 10, 2005
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A woman who did, and still does, define the late 80's and early 90's, and is the queen of coreography. Also a judge on American Idol.
Paula Abdul is just so awesome! She is the shiznit of all shiznaes.
by Eri November 12, 2004
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to do a Paula Abdul is to overcome adversity and many troubles along the way and come out as a successful woman who is a great role model to many young girls across the globe.
Wow, Mary did a Paula Abdul when she won that race even though her mom just died and she had an injured ankle
by Tors tha mini Abdul October 30, 2004
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she is a choriographer and famous singer, she was on american idol as one of its origina judges. She is 40 years old and she will still manage to get you a bonner
Person:"man i got a bonner from that 20 year old judge on american idol!"

Other person "dude thats Paula Abdul shes not 20 shes 40!"

Person: "i still got a bonner"
by baka kuso yaro April 9, 2011
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Paula Abdul is an American reality television personality and former recording artist. Known for her string of bops and hits and ass-shakers in the 80s and 90s such as but not limited to "Vibeology" and "Rush Rush", her career ultimately tanked in the late 90's and early 2000's when she started getting negative press due to her suspected alcohol and painkiller problem, as well as a few instances of getting involved in car accidents and hit & run's (the irony).

Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
I'm M.C. Kat on the rap so mic it,
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
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