Patback Patrick 

What happened when Patrick shaped his back to look like a face.

Patrick: Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Patback!

SpongeBob: Ha! That is disturbing!

Patback Patrick by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Patsack 

A mega sack extracted from a Pat. Pat Whacks work better but Pat is fine. Its a fucking sac.

"Damn look at that nice Patsack!"
"Super hot!"

Patsack by BonkSonk June 7, 2019

PATWICK 

Some lispy spaz with a major foot fetish

Guy 1 “who’s that?”
Guy 2 “That’s Patwick keep ur feet far away from him”

PATWICK by I’m the greatest August 6, 2019

Patback Liberal 

An individual who attempts to seem more progressive-than-thou by advocating for popular issues-of-the-month without creating any real or lasting change for those they are supposedly advocating for. These people can be identified by a combination of factors including upper-middle class income, Che Guevara T-shirts, peace sign bumper stickers being placed next to their Free Mumia and Obama '08 stickers on the back of their Honda Civic, and a medley of other products created by the terrible capitalist market they vow never to support.

Patback Liberal: We need to help Native Americans by changing the mascot of the Washington Redskins to something less offensive and more loving. I'm tolerant.
Smart-Ass Student: This is just another way for white liberals to pat themselves on the back and pretend they did something useful.

Patback Liberal: Check your privilege! Image is important! In case you didn't know, I'm 1/32nd Cherokee you racist misogynist pig!

Patback Liberal by dragonwarrior March 20, 2015

Patrack 

Slang Term used for Patrick. See Patrick for Details.

PaTRACK! Please stop working and come to the soda machine with me. NOW!

Patrack by DannEEL_69 February 25, 2009

Phatwack 

To "phatwack" is when you slap your own or another persons vagina repetitively instead of penetrating.

It is a modern form of lesbian sexual intercourse.

"Did you phatwack her?"

"On New Year's Day i phatwacked, was real great!"

"So much room for phatwacking in comfy pants!"

"I feel like phatwacking would hurt if you were sober.."

Phatwack by moogledefined September 7, 2013

Patback 

A ratial slur towards white people insinuating they pat themselves on the back and take credit for accomplishment they did not do .

Whats up patback ?

Patback by Marquise is always right August 26, 2017