pattywack 

the act of slapping your partner in their face with a fully erect penis.

im so glad i might get a pattywack later

pattywack by laffytaffy13 March 5, 2011

Pattywack 

A mild but firm tap on the buttocks.

The coach gave the quarterback a pattywack for a job well done.

Pattywack by WordMagnate October 25, 2022

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

PattyBakes 

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."

Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.

PattyBakes by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013

Partyjack 

The act of entering a house party, recognizing that the party thrower's selected playlist is lame, locating the source of music, and hijacking the playlist to reflect your own superior musical taste.

Luke: "Dude, I can't believe they are playing bieber right now."

Matt: "Yeah man, I'm bout to go partyjack this and play some Genuwine!"

Partyjack by CaliCrusher228 March 16, 2013

buttcheek pattycake 

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

buttcheek pattycake by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

Pattycake

Slang for sex, currently exclusively used by people who still remember Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Roger: Pattycake! Pattycake! I don't believe it. Pattycake! Pattycake! That girl.
Maroon: Take comfort son, you're not the first man whose wife played pattycake on him

Pattycake by WNV May 28, 2009